Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, after weeks of psyching myself up, I finally asked my crush to go out for coffee. She smiled and said yes. Feeling on top of the world, I turned to leave, walked straight into an opening glass door, and gave myself a nosebleed before the date had even happened. FML
Today, I'm a barista at Starbucks. When my crush walked in and asked how much his coffee would cost, I said a date. He said he'd rather pay for the coffee. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask someone out after months of debating it. She smiled, said yes, and asked what time. I got so nervous that I gave her the time I start work instead of our reservation. We both showed up to completely different places and spent twenty minutes wondering why the other had ghosted us. FML
Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to this coworker I like and ask her out for a coffee next door. She was dismissive, cold and rude, and filed a complaint with HR. FML
Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
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Xeciaris 0
I hate girls like her. Gold digging bitch, just waiting to find a rich old geezer to marry and divorce to loot out millions in divorce settlements. Don't even bother to go to the coffee place with her. I bet she's a STD sanctuary. Just move on.
albinoV 1
Surely you told her where to go after that?
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Comments (145)
sahara_fml 0
That girl was a bitch. You wouldn't want to be with someone who was that rude to people. You're better off finding out now rather than later, imo.
SquidUlysses 0
Hey at least you'll get to spend some time with her! Maybe she was joking, maybe she was just subtly telling you not to expect too much too soon. Remember this: she won't remember you by what you say exactly, but how you make her feel. If you can have fun on your not-a-date, you'll probably be able to work your way up to an actual date before too long! This is totally not a FYL, you actually are on your way up! If only we could all be so lucky!
Capnstinkfoot 0
throw coffee on her
freakaroo 0
apparently shes yet to have completed her woman training. actually telling a guy shes just using him for things... tsk tsk, what an amateur...
mesum 0
Duuddee, i feel for you man!
harmonb 0
**** her
audiogasmic 0
**** that bitch, don't go.
chocoLIFE_fml 2
greedy people...
dan81892 2
i hope you didn't actually take her out...
iamatacomuff 0
shiiiiiiiit that sucks