Love and Work: Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees....

By beingthebossisoverrated - 16/07/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 12:00

Today, I'm in a long-term relationship with a woman I love to bits, but I have a crush on a coworker. I've tried to brush it off, but it's only getting stronger. The worst part? I think she likes me too. FML

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By AnonUser464 - 08/01/2013 16:40 - United States

Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML

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Can't turn it off

By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 23:01

Today, I got a new job where one of my co-workers is someone I have been in love with for over 5 years now. She's married but my feelings for her just won't go away. FML

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Never crush on coworkers

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 18:00 - United States - Berthoud

Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML

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You deserved it 447

By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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By okaythen - 14/08/2016 19:21 - United States - Euless

Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML

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By Professional_Ars - 14/10/2018 14:00

Today, the coworker I have a crush on left halfway through the busiest shift of the week, and now I have to work it alone. I eventually found out that she left to go on a date with her new boyfriend. FML

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By meow - 16/07/2019 18:30

Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML

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Never do this

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2023 00:02

Today, I realized I have a crush on one of my co-workers. I’m married. I would never ever act on it but it’s really scaring me that I have these feelings and can’t make them go away. FML

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scorpiogirl666 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 9:56

Oh my god, you're REALLY creepy...

Zurr 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 10:03

This isn't an FML. If it turns out that they leave you to work for a rival company and run you out of business, then that's an FML. >>

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scorpiogirl666 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 9:56

Oh my god, you're REALLY creepy...

Dante167 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 10:32

Agreed. Haha I hope the poor guy doesnt actually go out with the OP, shes probly psycho.

divineinstrument 2

Thursday 16 July 2009 11:57

What's with everyone? There's nothing majorly creepy about this. She was probably quite bored. Besides, does no one remember their last crush? You do get really obsessed over the object of your desires.

xoxo_girl 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:00

Wat makes u think it's a girl? For all we know it culd be some Loser guy

UsernameAZ_09 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 16:17

Because it says "(woman)"..

_THE_MASTER_ 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 17:05

A) you're creepy...very creepy B) xoxo_girl...you're stupid. learn to read. C) lists are fun.

MsTs1 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:17

i once photoshopped my crush naked, then i fapped really hard and had the biggest ****** of my llife

jaaxx_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 11:16

exact words came to mind

intotheblue 0

Friday 17 July 2009 22:37

#47: yeah, the last time I acted that way when I had a crush, I was in high school. The OP is an adult, and somehow managed to convince someone she was supervisor material, so she should have outgrown such behavior by now. THAT is why this is creepy.

americayay 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 9:56

That's not really an FML. You have a crush on an employee. So? Ask them out. Maybe they'll say yes if they never see that picture. :D

jessibess 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 15:41

Maybe he's taken, and she knows that she won't have a chance with him...?

TheTragicReturn 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 19:35

I agree; this isn't an FML. #64: If that's what the author meant, she should have said so.

letitbe56 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 20:15

Since she's the employee's superior, that could also be considered sexual harassment. If she really wants to ask the employee out, she should consult her superior or HR to see what the company policy is. Also, she should be careful, because if the employee finds out about what she's doing with the picture cropping thing, she could get in a lot of trouble.