Today, I worked my boyfriend's shift so he could stay home. I even brought him the free meal I got for helping out. Turns out he wanted to stay home so badly to cheat on me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend begged me to spend an extra night at his house. I agreed, cancelled my Uber, and arranged for my pets to be cared for, since I wasn't coming home. Five minutes later, he decided that he had to work tonight instead. Then he got angry at me for leaving. FML
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML
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ZombieSazza 34
I sincerely hope you mean ex-boyfriend.
Yorih17 22
shit that's rough. dump him OP, he doesn't deserve you. FYL
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Comments (68)
shutupyou 11
1st mistake allowing him to be lazy to cut work. 2nd covering for him.
cappellaaa 23
Dude I would **** his day up. That's totally not okay
sassy2085 16
You are a sweet and kind person don't let this idiot get you down. He doesn't deserve you. You will meet someone kind, caring just like you.
AkaPanda 12
I hope you enjoyed the meal after tossing his stuff on the sidewalk !
joeblow6969 5
Stop being a doormat for douchebags.
masterE123 3
I would like to apologize for clicking YDI so I clicked fml to balance it out
vlalam 24
He is a **** ing assholes and I hope his dick falls off.. sorry OP
gabagabaheyu 10
you threw that meal in his face right?
smalltownman 15
I would have shot them both and buried them in a Swamp somewhere then said they ran off to mexico.
brennanking73195 1
now don't take this literally, but if I we're you, I would castrate that motherf***er