Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
Today, my coworker spilled sticky fruit glaze all over my cake display cake and left it overnight uncleaned. The same display case I spent 2 hours cleaning the day before. FML
Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML
Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, my boss brought us some small cakes from a recent trip to China. I opened mine and noticed a little foil packet wrapped with the cake, so I thought it was a powdered topping. I had a couple of bites before my coworker told me it was actually a desiccant to keep the cakes fresh. FML
Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML
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Flaptrap 8
Please tell me you told him yes.
cakefete2 31
There's even a process that allows you to add hair extensions to the raspberries for a richer full bodied look.
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Comments (72)
spatula232 25
'Yeah it's just for the aesthetics. The hair provides nice texture not only to the eyes but also the palate'
TiiBags 15
Some of these people are just bananas!
KidBro 9
And other's are just apples!
LowExpectations 30
Hey guys, come on now, lets not use one fruit cake to generalize a group of people.
schhichick 14
Unless your Junie B. Jones and love the idea of fruit cake
IndicaPaincakes 28
@42, It has so many uses!
ChenEighty 20
Hair plugs are the way to go. That darned glue can be so unreliable.
Vilks_Vienacis 1
Raspberry hair? Show him a peach!!!
ZY1431 24
nah then their mind would explode.
ohSNAPyall 27
I gave it to the peach, cuz he's for hair.
SandyBella 17
This made me laugh way too much.
blueblu97 16
Say yes say yes say yes!
jazmin3012 28
yes
DrGoldFish 5
I wonder if he also thinks you just glue brain cells together or if they slowly blow out of your ears from lack of use.
worldclassrager 41
I don't think they know much about culinary things...please say they were joking
crunchycheeto99 11
It's stuff like this that make me feel smart..
Demoniq 25
I'd pretend I have no idea what they're talking about, and that you've never seen hair on a raspberry before :P