Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML
Today, my coworker spilled sticky fruit glaze all over my cake display cake and left it overnight uncleaned. The same display case I spent 2 hours cleaning the day before. FML
Today, at work, a customer cried because the cake I made her was not "exactly" the same as the display. I'm the one who made the display and it was the same but the display cake had faded a bit, since it had been there for a month. I'd mentioned this to the customer when she placed the order. FML
Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, my boss brought us some small cakes from a recent trip to China. I opened mine and noticed a little foil packet wrapped with the cake, so I thought it was a powdered topping. I had a couple of bites before my coworker told me it was actually a desiccant to keep the cakes fresh. FML
Today, I was at the bakery I work at. A man came in to pick up a cake he said he ordered, but we could find neither the cake nor the order form. He yelled at me about being 'incompetent' before remembering that he had ordered the cake from a different bakery. FML
Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML
Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML
Today, while picking up a birthday cake, I was screamed at by an upset woman for getting special attention from the bakers, and that I was nothing more than an attention-hogging slut. The bakers are my co-workers and I was picking my cake up on my day off. FML
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Flaptrap 8
Please tell me you told him yes.
cakefete2 31
There's even a process that allows you to add hair extensions to the raspberries for a richer full bodied look.
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Comments (72)
Sakuraashita 15
Tell them the elves do it under cover of night...
pussystank 18
That's it! I don't care if I get thumb downed to hell or getting a message from the admins threatening to ban me, I'm going to start applying for a retail job on purpose just so I can physically smack the stupid customers like the ones I keep reading about all day on this very site. Seriously have we gone through a day without a customer-related FML?
RedPillSucks 33
Tell him it's pubic hair, cause you just LOVE raspberry cakes
Daniel589 7
Putting glue on a cake 'cause that makes sense...
lingbern1478 2
The guy is amusing .
Omegapi197 12
Tell them that you use human hair, but the government wants to keep it hush hush. You won't tell the government on them, but in exchange for silence, they must provide 7 inches of their hair, or 200 dollars. If they won't agree they will face life in prison.
lillirose10490 11
What happened to Docbastard? Anyone care to answer for me. He was the best of the best and I miss his comments, sorry in advance if nobody knows who I'm talking about. just curious
fader48080 10
well?
ChildrenOfFilth 12
I would've told them it's a company secret.
JKPwnage 27
I hope he eats a poisonous berry