Today, I wore an expensive vintage blazer which I'd purchased at a market in Paris. Turns out my colleague has the exact same one, only hers is from a clearance rack at Target. FML
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Today, I walked into work feeling confident in my new outfit. It wasn’t until lunchtime that a colleague pointed out the price tag hanging from my skirt. I’d been flaunting my ass's price all morning. FML
Today, I finally bought the expensive but beautifully stylish dress I've been eyeing for ages online. Ten minutes later, I went back to check the shoes the model was wearing so I could coordinate my outfit. The dress had been reduced to half price. FML
Today, I found out that my blazer was not in fact lost. How did I find this out? The girl who'd "lost it" was wearing it. She now denies it was ever mine. FML
Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Today, I got dressed in a hurry and grabbed what I though was a basic white shirt from the clean laundry pile. It wasn’t until I stepped into the elevator at work and saw myself in the mirror that I realized I was wearing one of my girlfriend’s shirt. It was snug, had a floral pattern, and made me look like I was trying too hard to be trendy. It was a long day. FML
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
Today, I found out that the reason I couldn’t buy a commemorative jacket to wear at my rugby club's 50th anniversary was because the event had already happened. I paid in full for the event, and it cost me most of my savings. FML
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Top comments
cjack188 13
Man I hate coincidences...
syki 22
C'est la vie.
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Comments (80)
pinksnowflake 2
I'm guessing you paid extra for that certain je ne sais quoi.
bellebirdbella 2
Hers is probably a fake.
doctorhook86 25
I voted YDI, because I have little sympathy for anyone who thinks they need expensive clothes.
nukeacat 9
Well I went to Burlington! ;)
ohsoawsum 0
Major buyers remorse
uhnevermind 24
Look at it this way, you have a sweet French blazer and your coworker probably just has a cheap knock-off!
miggie_bp 0
Your buying expensive clothes in Paris, your not allowed to "FML" so quit crying.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
That's why the only vintage things you should ever buy are cars.
dragynfyre 4
YDI. Wasteful expenditure.
doodlecloud 27
Couldn't you tell from the tag (if it was still there which it should've been if you spent that much on it) and the general quality of the blazer?