Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
Pouya
United States
Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML
thesixth
Kenya
Today, I got fired for being late. Apparently you're supposed to be on time after your boss specifically tells you that the office will open an hour late. FML
Chloe
United Kingdom
Today, it was my first day on a £600 a week job. I was fired for being 10 minutes late. FML
Replacable
Unionize
Today, I was fired. Last week, I was written up because I came in one minute late from lunch break. The week before, I was yelled at for yawning. I found out it was all a plan for my boss’s favorite employee to get promoted to my position, so they wanted a reason to terminate me. I work in an “at will” state. FML
Tey
United States
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Make your mind up
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
patate
Today, I was yelled at and almost fired for showing up "late" to work. I was the first one here. FML
damngurl
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Anonymous
Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML
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bombiezz_1103 0
At least you got employee of the month.
Zmeilerr 22
Congratulations*
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Comments (53)
gusgus36 5
:( you were only late once? and obviously they think you're a good employee otherwise? that's terrible ... most places would just write you up for being late
aliaskis 3
the mouse from Cinderella?
gusgus36 5
yeah 16! the mouse from Cinderella. haha I'm glad someone gets it. lol random username I know
MuchDance90s 0
sounds like someone felt threatened so pinned you with a BS termination reason
sarah48_fml 0
it seems like your boss was bipolar. sorry op!
DeaDGoD14 0
This is a lie, right?
suffokateslowly 0
damn makes you wonder what kind of shitty employees thay have there if they're employee of the month got fired for being late haha
oliver86 8
I love the smell of irony in the morning
slap_u_much 6
should've called them to tell them u were coming late
miraggg 1
at least you can add it to your cv
iivann 0
Ur kiddin !! lol
justdoingb 0
lol. but i feel ya pain