Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
Today, I went to contest a parking ticket in court. I came out 3 hours later, all charges clear, to a new parking ticket on my windshield, for the same amount I just got cleared. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for having an expired registration. I also found out my husband hasn't been paying for my car insurance. Luckily, I didn't get arrested because I had my baby with me. They towed my car and gave me two tickets and a court date. Oh, and the cop sent me a friend request. FML
Today, I went to city hall to pay for a parking ticket. After returning to my truck, I found a parking ticket on my window. FML
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raeraymusic1 0
hope he loses his job
Why4426 0
you can fight the ticket
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Comments (335)
Hockaday 0
ydi for dating a pig
Wire54321 7
take a picture of it for evidence
fml98kevin 4
sue him
bighit81 0
What a douchebag, Report his ass!
juarezra_fml 0
yeah you can get him fired or just fight it
jenna5960 7
LMAO but that sucks for you. Maybe you could steal his gun while he's sleeping, kill someone, and then give it back before he wakes up. That will show him!
debbieramos 0
you should try to get him fired
summahpaige 3
um yeah get his ass fired. put a security camera somewhere so if it does it again you have evidence :3
awesomeloser14 0
never date cops.
killjoy64 4
I think that's illegal for a cop. so get him back