Today, I woke up to a phone with most of my female contacts missing. I think I'm dating a psycho. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my seemingly normal girlfriend decided to erase every girl's name out of my phone. Family and all. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML
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bethrh 49
Get out while you can
LizetteBerenice 22
You are.
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Comments (188)
ihartmytdi 23
Damn, I knew Siri was controlling, but that's too far.
sunnyskys 25
damn, you always have something good to say nice work! that is you in pic right?
ProfessorMctitie 20
why do you wanna know if thats him in the picture?
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
maybe 27 thinks 14 is attractive. .. but personally thats what private messaging is for.
Steph_mmarie 14
Run.... run far far away.
sunnyskys 25
goodbye donkey. ((Donkey Cry's)) "SHREK!!!"
bl865ood 17
well, psycho ex or psycho girlfriend...
devildog562 33
You got 100 problems son. You really need to address this issue, or dump gasoline all over the room while she is asleep, drive a steak in her hear, shoot with silver bullets ,light the room on fire, and head to a tropical island .
Zebediabolical 45
But that's a waste of a freshly cooked steak. Also. Haven't the Winchesters taught you anything with their decade of documentaries? Salt and burn the bones. Every time.
devildog562 33
I'm getting to fat. This is like the third fml that made me hungry.
JKPwnage 27
#106, too*
KhaleesiDannie 26
Run far run fast maybe move and change your name cause that bitch is crazy
Silly_Lilly6969 23
She has trust issues up the butt damn
siggy_mcsigx 22
yep, run, this situation is not going to get any better, and don't waste your breath trying to reassure her of your monogamy.
elusiveshame 22
My ex deleted my grandmother and mother from my phone because they were female, and also called everyone in my phone to make sure I wasn't hiding a female in there under a guys name. Get out now, while it's still easy. Things will only get worse the longer you tolerate this behavior.
dark_angel4121 12
I completely agree!
vikky538 29
its time to do the same...just delete her from your life and run...
Cass_x 22
Pffft, nooo! MOST of your female contacts were missing, not all of them! So obviously she isn't a psycho!