Intimacy: Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked... - FML

By bob - 03/07/2012 17:33 - United States - Fairborn

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Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

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By MisterSeth - 17/06/2009 01:44 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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Morning glory

By Unwanted - 26/09/2025 20:00

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Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML

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By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

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Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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By Crappit - 06/10/2009 13:53 - United States

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Today, my roomate thought it would be funny to take pictures of my morning wood and put it up on Facebook for everyone to see. FML

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By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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By BriSwag4321 - 21/09/2018 05:00

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Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML

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Mom gets some

By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

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Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 05:34 - United States - Escondido

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Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML

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By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 02/02/2025 13:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, I woke up with a raging hard on. My wife, who was also awake, felt it when I pressed against her. She said, "No thank you," got up, and walked away. FML

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Top comments

drawmyhearton_fml 3

Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:36

Get a new girlfriend? Or try a BOYfriend? ^^;

bmkc4 1

Tuesday 3 July 2012 22:36

Does she turn you off that much? Maybe you don't need to be together.

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hateevryone 14

Tuesday 10 July 2012 5:13

Was it an ugly picture?

lauralavenderbab 0

Wednesday 11 July 2012 1:29

U gay?

snapfap 1

Saturday 14 July 2012 1:21

Can you upload the picture here? so i can see....how ugly she is?

omwtotheforum 4

Tuesday 11 June 2013 8:29

You need a new girlfriend

AndyBlaze 0

Thursday 25 December 2014 12:00

You're ******

imhope 23

Wednesday 22 July 2015 23:16

Hopefully you didn't tell her that! Haha

KingofSeas 10

Friday 6 January 2017 7:22

Didn't know that women got morning wood...

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