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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 18:07 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, I woke up to a flooded basement. That basement is my bedroom, so I'm completely surrounded by water. All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML

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By MWT77 - 27/07/2019 15:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I came home from my aunt's funeral to find my basement flooded due to a sewer backup. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 17:59

Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML

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By ducklover1 - 19/06/2012 03:31 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML

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By st3phani3b - 26/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I'm stuck at home waiting on a plumber to come fix the flooding in my basement. The flooding happens when any sink, shower, or toilet in the house is used. Today is also the day that I started my period. Without water. FML

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By buzzzzkill - 27/08/2009 11:51 - United States

Today, I got home from work, and saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, and found that it was flooded. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, and couch were all destroyed. Good thing he tried to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML

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By "refines" - 23/09/2017 16:00

Today, I woke up to my living room covered in 8 cm of water. My $2k computer was on that floor. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML

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Nature is so wonderful!

By Anonymous - 15/10/2019 18:03

Today, I was backpacking, and I was in a tent. It had rained all day and finally, I was dry. I settled down in my slightly damp sleeping bag. I woke up halfway through the night with a frog on my face and my feet in freezing cold water. Our tent had drifted into a frog pond. FML

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Drifting 21

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:04

So you already have a zebra, and orangutan in your room? Lol

BauerMegan 31

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:07

You need a tiger? I know a guy...

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Ki11erC 18

Saturday 29 June 2013 18:06

And a boat...

Isa_fml 20

Saturday 29 June 2013 19:26

Heh. That's the spirit, pal!

blackgirllb 12

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:33

the animals in the life of pi were the story the hyena was the cheft the injured zebra was a sailor the orangutan was his mom and the tiger was him

intelect313 5

Sunday 30 June 2013 17:37

This is the first one ice seen that made me genuinely laugh haha

Pro_Ninja 4

Monday 1 July 2013 8:41

I woke up like that during a school day lol. My cat was the thing that woke me up haha.

PonyTails13 3

Tuesday 2 July 2013 21:53

or piglet in winnie the pooh

LazyTyke 5

Wednesday 3 July 2013 15:18

Have you found god yet?

tpm45 25

Sunday 28 July 2013 15:49

No offense, cuz that sucks, but LOL.

CrystalFelix 13

Wednesday 7 August 2013 6:46

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...

n00b4liciou5 10

Tuesday 1 October 2013 7:20

You can't spell "Basement" without "semen".

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Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML

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