Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML
Today, I had terrible nightmares and woke up several times because of them, as well as my roommates having a pen and paper session downstairs. I had to get up at 6:30 a.m. and sit through a whole day of team training at work, barely staying awake. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
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UserOfTheMind 24
There's no such thing as too much Tetris
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Well there could be worse games to play before bed that might make for worse dreams!
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Comments (66)
Lalala579121 28
One night after playing one of the Myst games (might have been Riven?) I had a dream that I was in one of the scenes, only things went way weirder than they did in the game. I've also had a dream my high school was attacked by vampires after binge watching Buffy.
juliana011 17
Sounds normal
OperaBabe 5
I've had Tetris Syndrome dreams with many games including Tetris, Sudoku, and most recently, Minecraft. Skeletons, zombies, and giant spiders were an interesting way to mix things up.
BrainStone 13
You might wanna check yourself for OCD
blobkin 6
the funny thing is that when you are so opsessed with something that you think about it often amd even dream about it, you have something called the tetris syndrome
hun3y206 23
I've been there! One of the most addictive games, and the best.
kalbrek009 20
Lol. I know someone who had the same type of dream from playing Candy Crush.
helenxxrawr 2
were they pink stars? hopefully people know what TV show I am reffering to. :) "pink stars are falling in line"
laden_swallow09 35
If you'll look in psychology journals, you'll find a phenomenon known as the "Tetris Effect". Yes, it's a real thing. This FML is one such occurrence.
AntHick 13
This is actually an example of one the hardest maths problems this century, p=np.