Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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Top comments
cyndee_2010 0
i hope she dumped you
lemonkid44 0
sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually
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Comments (148)
gabbyh 0
no sympathy for a cheater. Especially one that is no good at hiding it.
rainstorm 0
if u were cheating... u deserved that one. if it was like ur sisters that got mixed up in the laundry or something (hey, my brothers underwear has ended up in my room before...) that sucks. hopefully all it turns into is brief awkwardness before an explanation xP
rainstorm 0
#32 - i hope u die alone.
xsydbabyx 0
FAIL. Cheating is pointless. If you want to be a shallow asshole, break up then go screw however many you'd like. That way, you get the STDs. Not your girlfriend.
UltimateGIRness 16
Well said
L34H 0
hahahahahahahah damn dude that sucks I'd like pee my pants laughing if I was the girl. how could you forget what she was wearing though haha damn dude
Orchard 33
you would die laughing if you found out your boyfriend has been cheating on you not 30 sec after finishing having sex with him?? Really?? You would really find that shit funny??? You should have your brain checked
greenearth 0
#56, well frickin said. OP, go eat bleach.
4percent 0
seriously? not only you were cheating... you coulndt even remember which underwear you took off your girlfriend 30 min ago... how ******* pathetic... go suck a dick...
happycat_fml 0
For those who are giving him the benefit of the doubt, I feel like he would have specified if he was innocent, but since he didn't, I think it's safe to infer that he was cheating...
tdawgheath 0
You cheating asshole And 59, it was probably only 50 seconds ago...he's obviously retarded so I'd bet he'd forget in that amount of time.
nanny1023 0
i hope she dumped your ass