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By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 992

You deserved it 108 901

By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 200

Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 379

You deserved it 103 182

By Yudor - 21/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 466

You deserved it 2 454

By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 513

You deserved it 3 569

Creeped out

By HadToApologize - 03/11/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 371

You deserved it 23 059

By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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You deserved it 34 686

By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 928

You deserved it 3 122

By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 362

You deserved it 2 508

By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 405

You deserved it 19 716

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Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:46

i hope she dumped you

lemonkid44 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 4:30

sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually

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Seegtease 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 1:40

#25 +1 for truth

xPedobear 0

Monday 23 August 2010 2:56

-1 for doing the +1 thing. yes I realize I did it too I was making a point

wowlifeblows 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 7:59

you're not welcome here- you're the slime we're all complaining about. f*** you.... not your life.

Newo_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 19:43

asshole

cobrakid77678 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:09

wow you cheating mother ******. i hope she kicks your sorry ass then dumps you.

Bee123_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:43

Bee123_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:45

asshole...what the hell?? first of all you shouldn't b posting, her life is the FML unless she was smart enough to dump you!

FlickMyBean 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:19

Well you had a 50/50 shot. Way to take a chance though.

kiiiirrraaaaaa 0

Monday 2 March 2009 4:08

agreeed #25, seriously I can't just leave without my panties and bra .. . feels wierd and its not cool to be a player

hotdamn 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:01

Hey, sometimes you're in a rush and don't have time to find them!

xpapercutsx 0

Monday 2 March 2009 20:02

whoa, babe. sorry if it was from someone before her, otherwise, you get no sympathy. cheaters are insecure losers.

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Today, my mother had "The talk" with me about sex. I spent the entire time confused as to what brought this up, until she mentioned she had found a used condom in the backseat of the car. I haven't had any action in it, and have no idea whose it was. FML

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