Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
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volley4eva1698 0
forever alone
thehoneybadger 10
Maybe they all went to an official graduating class party nobody told you about. It's everyone else's graduation day too, you know.
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Comments (99)
ashseal 11
maybe they'll come late.? sorry about that :( congrats on graduating.!!
Sns4ife89 0
Hey whats up
instnt1nfction 17
the ceiling, sky, is up
ddddj1 0
hey beautiful lol
ashseal 11
hey 'sup.? haha
Iamnotmyself 17
As that person is not responding I shall do what a normal response is to that: nm u?!? ;P
ashseal 11
nothing you.?
Iamnotmyself 17
Same old same old, going to bars, smokin mah weed. Liking FML so far?
ashseal 11
true and yeah haha
Iamnotmyself 17
FML is a great teachin opportunity for westerners like us
Iamnotmyself 17
By us I mean Nervadans
TattooSoldier 0
Hey
ashseal 11
very true. I've learned alot and hey
Xtra_Cheddar 3
^ wtf are you talking about?
ashseal 11
I'm not sure. I forgot
Cheylea 10
Awe I'm sorry! Thats lame...
awkward_turtles 1
I hate when people thumb up their own comments
awkward_turtles 1
I hate when people thumb up their own comments
johnnyredcorn 5
I hate when people are ignorant. :l
MilkShakez 0
well did you use traditional card invitations or did you use Facebook, necause facebook is theonly form of communication these days
Xathanos 16
Mr/Ms not so popular? Aleast you know who really likes you =
meggieh815 0
no one??
ashseal 11
Himself.?
breathemein 10
maybe no one really knew you?
remy3106 10
that's what I was thinking.
SirBedevere 0
Maybe you have a terminal illness and they don't want to be around you.
SirEBC 7
Your comment is a disgrace to sirs everywhere. For shame, "sir," for shame.
vallovesmsch 0
No....thats not even funny..
Shadow4i5 3
maybe u have terminal illness for saying that in ur comment
Xathanos 16
People who don't want to get fat? Just saying..
danz123 7
It was probably said in the tone of 'oh yeah, I'll go,' meaning you're just saying it to get rid of the person. FYL OP, looks like the whole graduating class of 2011 except you, won't go very far.
izzypopcorn1 0
poor you :(
puddinfellow 2
dude.... how young ARE you?!?
izzypopcorn1 0
dont make fun of me I'm short! I'm 15
smexehXredhead0 0
**** that's sad