Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
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Top comments
SexySlayer1248 18
Wow, that's hella selfish, I would make her buy one to make up for it.
Mirorbo 27
The amount of rage that would well up within me could never be measured by any means of the measurement system, should I have been in that situation... Your mother had a lousy excuse and I really hope she does something to make up for her selfish behavior.
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Comments (197)
Dcm210 19
everytime you eat something sweet,offer her some and then say no.
MissAmz 7
I would take her credit card and buy a cake with it (if possible). If not, I'd be every upset. There is no real reason to do that, if she was tempted then it was her own problem and OP shouldn't have had to be affected by that. Being tempted is no justification for throwing out a few hours worth of someone else's baking.
StringMan123 0
Hahah lol all tht hard work!
MissAmz 7
Yes... Hence the FML. *facepalms*
DisappearingRose 18
I can't believe how rude and inconsiderate people are these days. If I were you I would make her make a new one and then I would buy her favorite junk food and eat it.
NayrGuy 0
Id smack her.
bridgetD14 4
Bitch
chibiemoangel 6
That sounds so bad, I hope the evening still goes well.
Mandybruin 15
Hmm, I wonder which would be worse: her mom tossing the cake or her mom taking a big chunk out of the cake because she couldn't resist the temptation? I guess the former since at least with the latter OP would still have part of the cake (then she could take a slice just for her friend). Either way, bad mom. Bad mom.
primadonna9396 16
I've seen a cake served with a piece missing, we don't take ourselves very seriously so it was funny as hell. OP's mom is just a horribly inconsiderate fatass.
ash1rose 11
That is honestly one of the most amazingly selfish things I have ever heard. I wouldn't be surprised if OP's mom then got mad at her for being rightfully pissed about her behavior.
skyshrouder 1
Throw out all her alcohol, and any prescription or illegal drugs and say they tempted you. Make we pay for her blunder