Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML
Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I baked a cake for when my mum came home. I did everything I needed to do and put it in the oven, set the timer and went to do some things around the house. When my mum came home, she asked why there was a uncooked cake mix sitting in the oven. I forgot to turn the oven on. FML
Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML
Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML
Today, I spent two hours making a cake that I'd promised my class for weeks. I boarded the train to school, but soon dozed off. A few minutes later, I awoke with a start and noticed a chunk of the cake missing and a homeless man next to me with frosting around his mouth. FML
Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML
Today, I bought my mother an apple pie. She made a face at it and said that she'd decided to go on a diet. After I'd left the house, she put it in the oven, forgot about it, and burnt it to a crisp. She then called me up to inform me that I'd wasted my money, and to get her "another damn pie." FML
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Top comments
SexySlayer1248 18
Wow, that's hella selfish, I would make her buy one to make up for it.
Mirorbo 27
The amount of rage that would well up within me could never be measured by any means of the measurement system, should I have been in that situation... Your mother had a lousy excuse and I really hope she does something to make up for her selfish behavior.
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Comments (197)
bella6686 1
Lmao
KayleeT 9
What a bitch. I hope you made her eat it out of the garbage and buy you a new one after all the hard work you did.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Should've told her to give you money to buy another one.
theonlysweetpea 10
My mother said if she were OP, she'd make Mommy Dumbest (my words) pay up. I totally agree (with #106 & #94 also). I'd take at least $1000 from her & she'd have to make an exact replica cake before the party with supplies paid for out of her own pocket. Then I'd get revenge. I'm sorry OP. She had no right. My parents are like that too (though it seems my mother has limits).
Arrawyn 12
What a bitch
doglover100 29
Inconsiderate. Make her buy you a new one.
momogal 22
Wow. What a bitch. I'm sorry, OP. I know how much work tiered cakes can be. And then you obviously couldn't go out and buy one like that on such short notice
hewro_failure 11
Well tell your bitch of a mom to learn self control
Shayners5565 3
Her diet obviously won't last too long. Selfish bitch.
tfontaine17 1
**** punch her fart box