By poop - 08/03/2009 23:57 - United States

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Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 041
You deserved it 22 138

Same thing different taste

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yeahreally 6

that sucks and is pretty gross... lesson learned..

i can just picture gramps applying the cream to his butt hole and rubbing his finger around and that putting more cream on his finger, brushing his finger against the fresh cream and hole in the tube. Grandpa's butt-touching-finger and it's butt juices in your mouth.

bigpapi51207 0

why is it that the first thing you do is immediatley brush ur teeth? lol who rushes to the bathroom while their half asleep to do tht

femdom 0

Well first of all, for all the people saying couldn't you taste the difference, i for one have no idea what anal creme would taste like and if anyone does, they probably have no room to judge this person. Maybe it is minty fresh

Hgm09 0

Here's to hoping he applies it with a finger, and not directly from the tube. But really, either way that's pretty nasty.

oh man, thats so nasty! I would have thrown up. But in the OP's defense I work in a nursing home and the cream comes in a tube the same size as toothpaste, can look like toothpaste, and some are minty smelling, however why they think cream for your butt needs to be minty fresh is beyond me...but that is still so gross!

i wanted to throwup when i read that HAHAHAH

Skater14 0

I agree with number #25. He might use his finger. Let's hope... lol.

nbk12345 0

i almost did that once except instead it was my friend's steroid cream she uses on her rashes.

isucksomuch 0

don't knock until you try it ive been cavity free for 3 years on this stuff =)