Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out...

By poop - 08/03/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

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Same thing different taste

By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By lanikai610 - 26/10/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 14:45 - Malaysia

Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML

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Wanker

By bongoboy - 25/04/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was staying with my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum which made me wince in slight pain. At the same time, my grandma was walking by in the corridor, so she stopped to say, "Don't wank in my bathroom you sicko!" Now my grandma thinks I'm a pervert. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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By Dilly - 10/10/2010 20:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML

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You absolute melt

By hkkilla - 16/03/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML

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Amkii 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:36

Analicious!

itybitykity 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:35

Classic jaw-drop moment for me just now. That is terrible.

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friedman_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:58

#10, don't be so harsh, its no big deal. but it is hilarious

annonohmus 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:07

That had to have been a huge tube of anal cream, I'm gonna say you deserved that one.

EpicFail33 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:10

Sooo did it not occur to you that it didn't taste minty-fresh??

ancientmudkipz 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:12

# 6 lol

ubbernoob 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:14

how can you accidentally use anal creme instead of toothpaste?

aaaronaaa 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:21

HAHAHA that sucks so bad, you totally didn't deserve that

kupihea69 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:36

Going to have to agree with #10 on this one, that is after all, what your eyes are for...

mak_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 3:39

gross! good anecdote, though. xD key words in this one, people: STILL HALF ASLEEP. stop being so harsh.

EpicFail33 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:02

but you'd still think that you'd notice if it tastes like toothpaste or not, even if you are half asleep...

400382 0

Monday 9 March 2009 4:13

you couldn't taste the difference?! LOL. gross... anal cream. bet you had to wash your mouth out a million times afterwards. bahahaa.

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Same thing different taste

Ouch

Wanker

You absolute melt

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