Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out...

By poop - 08/03/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

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By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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Ouch

By Anonymous - 31/07/2020 02:03

Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML

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By lanikai610 - 26/10/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 14:45 - Malaysia

Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML

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Wanker

By bongoboy - 25/04/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was staying with my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum which made me wince in slight pain. At the same time, my grandma was walking by in the corridor, so she stopped to say, "Don't wank in my bathroom you sicko!" Now my grandma thinks I'm a pervert. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to find that not only did the toothpaste I put on my pimple make it more noticable, but it made it worse. FML

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By notsoclean - 24/12/2010 21:14 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

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By Dilly - 10/10/2010 20:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was tidying my room when my gran came in and offered to help. I said I didn't need any, but she started going through it anyway. She found a tube of "Very Cherry" lube and asked what it was. I subtly tore off the label and tried to convince her it was a face mask. She's taken it to try it out tonight. FML

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You absolute melt

By hkkilla - 16/03/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, I had four teeth pulled, and my mom brought me some ice cream to help with the pain. I fell asleep before I could finish it, and without realising, I left the bowl on my bed. I woke up a few hours later with ice cream spilled all over me, my pants, and all over my now-dead phone. FML

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Amkii 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:36

Analicious!

itybitykity 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:35

Classic jaw-drop moment for me just now. That is terrible.

Comments

marinesgirl9 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:33

I am NOT a morning person, at all. So i get where you're coming from. I've gotten accustomed to getting out of bed and going to make coffee before i do anything. My mom, former roommates, and now my husband learned to just not say anything to me till i've had coffee :P Maybe you should do the same??? AND, your g-ma shouldn't have left her buttcream out, that's gross

nodbor 11

Wednesday 11 March 2009 11:01

had my eye glasses off, thinking they where eye drops, put ear wax remover into my eyes . same exact bottle and color of print. eyes hurt for two days.

arizonait 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:46

hahaha the same thing happened to my friend during our team sleepover a week ago. i laughed for a good 15 minutes

AnnStarfire 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 9:34

I feel your pain. I was at my grandparents house, brushing my teeth. Mid brush I feel something in my mouth. I take it out and feel a little uneasy, as I don't know what it is. I look at the toothbrush I'm using and find it's my grandfathers toothbrush.