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By mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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By 1234 - 22/06/2015 11:26 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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By masterman - 27/08/2012 06:45 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I turned on the TV just in time to see my picture on the news. I have no idea what they said about me. FML

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You deserved it 2 949

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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I just have one of those faces

By Anonymous - 17/06/2018 15:00

Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML

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You deserved it 242

By haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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By wtf did he do - 19/07/2015 09:02 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's office, I looked up at the news on the TV to see my husband's mugshot. FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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You deserved it 4 042

By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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You deserved it 35 177

By Funnymann - 22/01/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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You deserved it 3 889

By i stole your daughter's virginity anyways!! - 23/05/2017 00:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. I recognized him. He's the guy that broke into my car and stole my backpack two weeks ago. FML

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Sunday 8 March 2009 5:11

You should go outside in a ski mask, then. That's not nearly as suspicious.

Aviva1313 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 14:53

Have you been having blackouts?

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EmyKaye 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 5:42

Well did ya rape someone??

joseph51590 5

Friday 2 December 2011 2:33

hide your, hide your wife, and hide your husbands cause they raping errbody out here

itsbabe 0

Friday 16 December 2011 16:18

where we're you last night? ;)

3peeps 5

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:13

HIDE women HIDE

zombiegold 23

Friday 30 December 2011 2:49

WTF?

friedeggyolive 7

Saturday 31 December 2011 4:05

Shave your beard or grow one (depending on your beard status:)), get a haircut, and wear sunglasses when you go out... haha

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 1 January 2012 21:12

Omg you have a secret twin

babyygirl19 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 17:38

Guess you better put your mask on hun (:

stuffhappens223 7

Thursday 12 January 2012 7:23

Lol sucks u should be able to go out by now

jake98899889 4

Friday 13 January 2012 23:14

Smh

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Same thing different taste

I just have one of those faces

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