By Anonymous - 22/07/2016 17:17

Today, I woke up and found a turd casually sitting in the bathroom sink. Just 9 more months left on this lease. FML
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Tripartita 44

Of all the ways to find a turd sitting in a sink, casually seems best. Be grateful it wasn't sitting cantankerously, explosively, or affectionately.

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1991stealth 21

So is this a dorm type situation, or do you live alone? Because if it's the latter, we've got some bigger issues.

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_EnderDoge 22

Personification and imagery are great things.. I imagine it's lying on its side.. Maybe a chair and beach umbrella.. A tropical drink, maybe?

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kaydrippy 11

Who do you live with that's "casually" pooping in your bathroom sink? Lmao

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Bok_Choi 8

When there's a TIFU on Reddit saying "******** in the sink at work"...

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ForSeriousReally 17

That would be grounds to break a lease here. Check your state or province's residential tenancy act for specifics.

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Ohio28 3

over the summer I had to clean public restrooms at a campground and found some horrific stuff, I could actually tell if it was the same person pooping in the urinal by the end of the summer

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crudeandrudeguy 29

No. It is more than descriptive enough thank you

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species4872 19

How do you know that it was casually sitting? Was it dressed it a t-shirt and shorts maybe.

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species4872 19

How often do you think about how this sort of thing happens?

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buckdharma 36

Maybe the guy uses the toilet as a swimming pool?

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Flyndaran 10

Cat, dog, mouse, roach, roommate, neighbor, landlord, burglar? I need a subject noun!

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