Anonymous
Today, I woke up and found a turd casually sitting in the bathroom sink. Just 9 more months left on this lease. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
smellymcgee
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Farmington, United States
Parting shit
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Rune
Squishy or non-squishy?
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
No, you don't
Today, I found actual poop inside the washing machine. Gotta love roommates… FML
Anonymous
Glen Allen, United States
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Ethan
United States
Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML
alynn
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Scams galore
Today, I moved out of my apartment and thought it would be nice to leave the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for the next tenant. I later got a notice from the management that I was being charged $50 for leaving behind "personal items." FML
16Charlie5
Curious...
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Anonymous
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Ewwwwww
United States
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
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Tripartita 45
Of all the ways to find a turd sitting in a sink, casually seems best. Be grateful it wasn't sitting cantankerously, explosively, or affectionately.
1991stealth 21
So is this a dorm type situation, or do you live alone? Because if it's the latter, we've got some bigger issues.
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Comments (40)
_EnderDoge 22
Personification and imagery are great things.. I imagine it's lying on its side.. Maybe a chair and beach umbrella.. A tropical drink, maybe?
kaydrippy 11
Who do you live with that's "casually" pooping in your bathroom sink? Lmao
Bok_Choi 8
When there's a TIFU on Reddit saying "******** in the sink at work"...
ForSeriousReally 17
That would be grounds to break a lease here. Check your state or province's residential tenancy act for specifics.
Ohio28 3
over the summer I had to clean public restrooms at a campground and found some horrific stuff, I could actually tell if it was the same person pooping in the urinal by the end of the summer
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, this needs more information.
crudeandrudeguy 29
No. It is more than descriptive enough thank you
species4872 20
How do you know that it was casually sitting? Was it dressed it a t-shirt and shorts maybe.
species4872 20
How often do you think about how this sort of thing happens?
buckdharma 38
Maybe the guy uses the toilet as a swimming pool?
Flyndaran 10
Cat, dog, mouse, roach, roommate, neighbor, landlord, burglar? I need a subject noun!