margelover
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
damnit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Anonymous
Barnhart, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML
inbogota
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Inactive
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
frankrizzo
Canada
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Anonymous
Ieper, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming on FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
gordogs 25
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Leave Me Alone
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
You probably do
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
unlovedandunfucked
Melbourne, Australia
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Anonymous
Campina, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Unfulfilled
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
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Tarak_fml 7
We've all been there......
darrenchan 0
I think you need help.
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Comments (222)
Joshoa123 16
Yellow people with towering blue hair doesn't really do it for me. But hey, to each his own right?
Juggalette_623 9
You're obviously a fan of the 7 foot tall, blue, cat people right then?
Joshoa123 16
Nah. Call me old school but I'm more of a fan of the 5 foot tall people with no abnormal birth defects.
angel948 9
Makes me wonder if all of her hair is blue. -shivers-
GrammaticalNazi 2
82 - That's so weird, I prefer 5 foot tall people with normal birth defects.
juanitax0x 4
Marge dies her hair blue, homer tells apoo in one of the episodes..
RpiesSPIES 27
But wasn't that only because her hair started turning gray?
bones_17 5
I thought this was normal to do. Yah it's normal, don't feel bad.
decidedlyvague 11
uh... multiple personality much?
YayFlameWarz 9
Can ya blame him? That hair is mmmm.
bubo_fml 11
#3 is right, we all have our cartoon fetishes...After all, Mickey divorced Minnie 'cause she was ******' Goofy!!
LeGOyanks3 0
freak
meelo88 13
Did you enjoy that the carpet may match the drapes??
Jamicianprince 1
That's not proper
skyeyez9 25
Yellow skin, big hair, severe overbite and weird voice.Tomorrow you will dream of having a threesome with Marge's sisters.
lsaechao24 0
Lmfao
heyimallison 0
go out. now.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
Marge Simpson was on the cover of Playboy once, so in that sense you're not alone. Really, it's true, look it up!
SouthernPride95 19
True true