margelover
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
damnit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Anonymous
Barnhart, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML
inbogota
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Inactive
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
frankrizzo
Canada
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Anonymous
Ieper, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming on FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
gordogs 25
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Leave Me Alone
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
You probably do
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
unlovedandunfucked
Melbourne, Australia
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Anonymous
Campina, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Unfulfilled
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
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Tarak_fml 7
We've all been there......
darrenchan 0
I think you need help.
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Comments (222)
kidsmeal1231 0
I don't blame you, marge is hot! But lois from family guy gets ME hard(;
j_cat187 20
Why dream of hentai? Yellow skin would be a turnoff.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
I'm asian and quite frankly, I'm offended.
e37098 0
weeeooo was it good???
satph 12
LMAOO that's the funniest thing i've heard all day!
Airborn0280 18
Be glad it wasn't Bart or Lisa and go back to bed.
f_ck_U 23
Wow，what a beauty! Be glad it wasn't Mr. Bean, dude. I feel guilty, too.
RussianFox 13
That's just not right..
BloodyMary666 24
That´s too funny xD
SwtCherryPie 26
Pretty sure she was centerfold of Playboy somewhat recently so Im sure you arent the only one. Besides at least it was subconscious... not like you woke up and jerked off to it... I hope...
Ressamies 6
There pretty much nothing you can do to what you dream OP. Im sure everyone has had some quite akward dreams aswell.