By danii - 04/10/2011 01:19 - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Instead of writing an FML you could be cleaning! Priorities my friend

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Jaebears 0

So you have one hour til your parents get home, and you are on the FMyLife site instead of cleaning...? I say you get to cleaning!

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Jaebears 0

...So let me see if I understand, you have one hour, and you have a sh*t load to clean, and you are writing on FML and loosing time that you can use up cleaning- - - -smarrt.

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Lily_lops95 0

Did you party too hard OP? Because your friends remember EVERYTHING

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AmazingLadyy13 0

You'll look back one day and laugh, if you aren't already.

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jdengel 0

sounds like it was a fun night, I miss the carefree life of being a teen

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punkin_26 16

Nice one Kid. Atleast you were all smart enough to keep it at home.

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bkelley1 2

ohh this is soo not real no one in there right mind is gonna get on here and post stuff, when they have an hour to clean all that up before there parents get home lol jeez.

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