By danii - 04/10/2011 01:19 - Reserved

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night. There are eggs, coins and Oreos glued to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house are in the garden. And I'm naked and covered in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon. My parents return in an hour. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

Instead of writing an FML you could be cleaning! Priorities my friend

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kellster 2

You're an idiot. Obviously your parents shouldn't have trusted you with their property!

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Mourningstar 4

And thats why I never threw parties, just went to them......

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Daralea 21

OH NO! A bunch of my friends and I trashed my parents' property last night. SOMEONE FEEL SORRY FOR ME! -_-

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sugarwarrior 0

I think you might have been drugged and raped

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heartsxoxo 1

Better start cleaning. You just wasted about 2 min. posting that!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

YDI for having friends over without permission and allowing them to make such a mess. If you were passed out to the point that you didn't notice, then you must have been drunk. In which case, YDI even more for serving alcohol.

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zurisbloodyrose 0

holy shit that's amazing.

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smellyturkey 0

If you're in such a hurry why are you writing this on FML? You're stupid.

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