Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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juliahockey 0
LOL that is hilarious!
Docbee 11
who won?
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Comments (147)
ilovecupcakes98 0
Thaats uhh...weird...at least they weren't doing that outside?...& if they did...no comment on that... o.O
KickItHigh 32
Oops @50 ...started
imnotcraZ 0
thirty years ago it would have been called child abuse
Auntie_Christ 0
I would've popped some popcorn and pulled up a chair.
JenL_fml 7
Ummmm....
meganmagee 11
I got 50 on granny.
crazyaces89 7
Lmao...its this your dads mom or moms mom that your mom was fighting? I'm not sure which would be funnier
ItsEdible 0
I hope they weren't out in public. That would've been even more embarrassing.
Jayymee520 0
disturbing much?? that is sooo nasty!!
krismir29 0
my family would get along well with ypirs