Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I was eating with my grandma and her sister, who don't get along. I went to the bathroom for just 2 minutes, only to come back to find pancakes everywhere and our plates smashed on the ground. They got into a "little argument". FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML
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juliahockey 0
LOL that is hilarious!
Docbee 11
who won?
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Comments (147)
Monikabug 9
I don't really understand what men seem to think is so "great" about women fighting. I've seen some nasty ones in my day and there was nothing great nor sexy there. Silly boys. OP - I hope you were able to break up the fight before you saw more than you ever wanted to see. FYL.
ceddyz17 10
haha or mud
sourgirl101 29
Needs to be lime jell-o not cherry, so it's not confessed with the blood.
sourgirl101 29
*confuse
sourgirl101 29
*confuse
Jrefinne 7
Right, because women are so holy that the jello has to confess its sins before it may touch them.
Sherri9876 0
^ WTF
13yearoldboy 0
jello and slow mo would be cool
LogicPolice 0
what's "so great" about watching catfights? what's "so great" about watching tv, commenting on fml's, playing video games, or anything else that doesn't cause you to physiologically feel good? unfortunately for you, you will never know, as the answer lies in the penis.
Monikabug 9
Yes, because you have to have a penis in order to enjoy yourself while you play video games, watch television, or comment on FMLs. Obviously. *Palmface*
more11205 0
Because men in our mind always think that theirs going to be some lesbian stuff going on during and after the fight
HU4L188 0
I agree.. I saw a video with a group of girls beating up another girl (it was a tran.. but it doesn't matter) anyway, it was really sad and people were cheering them on and the girl getting beat up was half dead
Jimster1712 0
of course u dont know, ur not man...
bubblekitty 1
hardcore
eilonwylovegood 8
you have pretty eyes!
aquariusangel420 0
And I love your piercing too(;
Jrefinne 7
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
chloe2114 4
lol, I love yoouuu. Will You Marry Me? lol jk. ;)
number99 3
nice
nightscarlet 0
So you stayed and watched your mom and grandma tear their clothes off?
Time2spare 0
OP what's wrong with you? This could have went big on YouTube lol
margie2194 12
Admit it. It was sexy.
chomoma 0
ur gross
pandapoopDX 0
you know you loved seeing them granny panties
Sonofa_Snitch 0
your picture is disturbing
pandapoopDX 0
you know you loved seeing them granny panties
Katie88_fml 0
oh Damn grandma can get down. who won???