Man's best friend - FML

Man's best friend

By Theresa - 10/10/2020 17:01

Today, at my daughter's soccer game, my nephew's dog helped herself to the Snowball I was eating, leaving fur on the side she didn't lick and left it unsalvageable. She peed on the blanket I was sitting on, tried to bite another kid, and went on to pop my kid's soccer ball that she'd used twice since I purchased it. FML

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tounces7 27

Sunday 11 October 2020 19:47

Untrained dogs are the fucking worst. Your Nephew is 100% at fault here.

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Saturday 10 October 2020 17:59

That dog sounds like a real ball-buster.

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RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 10 October 2020 17:59

That dog sounds like a real ball-buster.

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Sunday 11 October 2020 5:08

My condolences on the loss of your snowball.

tounces7 27

Sunday 11 October 2020 19:47

Untrained dogs are the fucking worst. Your Nephew is 100% at fault here.

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