Today, I witnessed a hit-and-run. I used my phone to write down the license plate for the police. However, I didn't notice that my phone had autocorrected the number. FML
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Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, during a driving lesson, I accidentally rear-ended a BMW at a traffic light. The number plate was "Law Man." FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
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Top comments
OohSheRatchet 11
IPhone supports hit and runs confirmed. FYL
SarahSehhati 40
Damn you auto erects!
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Comments (102)
jmacfan1 16
Duck you auto cucumber!
RA91 26
Love it!!!
ldkindasucks 6
"Thank you sir for contacting us, please read us the plates so we can track this guy down," the officer requested politely. "Oh sure, it's 8-0-0..8..1..3..5.... Uh.."
melooters 11
Wow that's just so unfortunate
LaLaVee13 6
That's why you take a pic!
False_Stupidity 42
Um a moving vehicle is too quick for opening the camera app (even from the lock screen) and snapping a picture, but you can remember the sequence long after the vehicle is gone, long enough to write it down anyhow.
LightningSFX 9
Go to the police and explain, I'm sure they'll understand (hopefully)
brand125 17
yeah but then you dont have the plate number to help out
Aznrith 3
And that is why I love my note 3 action memo right on my sview window and write it down yourself
ChildrenOfFilth 12
I could see myself making the same damn mistake. lol.
TylerHarkins 14
Why in the f*** would type it! Just take a f**king picture
MzZombicidal 36
First of all: **** Second of all: Why risk taking a blurry photo? Especially when assuming you wrote the plate number correctly.
middlenamefrank 8
Seems like a picture would have accomplished the same thing, made sure who was driving the car, and doesn't get autocorrected.
Comments2010 17
At least you didn't get a ticket for distracted driving