Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, I took my kids to the beach. My autistic son decided it was a good idea to pretend he was drowning. I tried to tell onlookers he was fine and not to worry. My son popped out of the water and laughed hysterically at them. FML
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hungarian93 0
why wuld u ground them. then let them play more? makes no sense. bad parenting. ydi
Sportsfan86 3
kids: 1 you: 0
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Comments (212)
Chazy2010 8
Yeah, she is. i'd hit that
NadoLuardric 0
Ground 'em some extra time so they know who's boss
mizzzgm1 0
So you ground them, THEN go boogey boarding? Awesome parenting job, I'm sure they got the message clear as a bell. YDI.
Iluv2D_fml 0
Tell them they're going to sleep outside with the dog if they keep it up. Then leave them outside for 2 hours around their bedtime and laugh like a witch.
TATOCAPA 3
hmmm..... what waterpark are you talking about? It's freaking cold in CO right now. I'm pretty sure waterworld is closed.
iheart 0
why, WHY would you boogieboard on one of those mechanical waves in a BIKINI??? o______o
maphineRAWRS 10
for all those saying "why didn't you leave immediately after grounding them" ever thought that it costs a fair deal to get into waterparks, they might've just got there or haven't been there for ages so why would they leave straight away and waste the money for admission, and petrol to get there in the first place?
Sparx1_1 16
yes it would suck to leave after spending a ton of money to get in - unfortunately the kids will never learn a thing if you stay. Considering that her kids were nasty enough to not tell her that he boobs had fallen out of her bikini kinda gives you a good idea why staying was a bad idea.
missryena 1
This has to be the dumbest shit I have ever read. And whoever u are u must be a dumb blonde.
Seddah 3
What exactly is a "mechanical wave"? The only mechanical wave I've ever heard of is a kind of sound wave.
disturbed_girl29 0
your an idiot- you grounded them so as punishment you STAYED at the waterpark? YDI You Deserved It You Dumb Idiot - see what I did there??? huh? huh? YDI,YDI??? muuuuuuuwwaaaa ha ha