Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
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Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, I took my kids to the beach. My autistic son decided it was a good idea to pretend he was drowning. I tried to tell onlookers he was fine and not to worry. My son popped out of the water and laughed hysterically at them. FML
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hungarian93 0
why wuld u ground them. then let them play more? makes no sense. bad parenting. ydi
Sportsfan86 3
kids: 1 you: 0
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Lilllly_1316 0
Kids fight. Your stupid for grounding them in the first place. and if you were going to ground them, don't be a push over, and stay at the water park. If you ground them, your grounded too, and you have to leave the water park. YDI.
posteriffic 0
Use the classic Costanza line "I was in the pool!' or maybe that just works for guys...
creedaddict 9
ha! that's awesome
lacejane 0
ydi. Who grounds their kids at the waterpark over a little argument?
mike3775 39
I have before. I once had a couple kids get into a fight and break $100 worth of crap in the gift shop, so they got grounded and we left to drop those 2 off at grandma's and then went back to the park with the rest of the kids
TheBestManEver 0
Read the FML #98, the kids were fighting, not arguing. Kids don't argue, they beat the shit out of each other. If they were arguing, you just tell them to shut the hell up and it ends there. But if they are pushing each other and such, that's when you discipline them by grounding them. Also, read the comments too, I shouldn't have to point out that fighting and arguing aren't synonymous twice.
StaticSky 2
Fail for you Win for everyone else
tboudre 0
pictures? no pictures = didn't happen.
veerla 0
water = not good for your phone/camera
prismis 0
why were you still there after grounding them? talk about inconsistency. "you're grounded, but have fun for the rest of the day!" do you really think they care about the grounding at that point? you still let them play & have fun... next time you discipline your kids follow thru with it! sure you might be out a hundred bucks or so, but their life lesson is worth so much more! YDI
skyeyez9 25
You should have turned back around and went straight hom instead of the park. You're grounded but still allowed to go to the water park is not a good decision. I'd ground them even longer for not letting you know your top was off too.
BIGshooter 2
I just got a chubby
evilcartman 0
boobs...