Today, I went to the store to buy a new lego set, only to find there weren't any left in stock. I started crying before I could make it out of the store. Oh, and I'm eighteen. FML
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Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
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Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML
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orbiter6467 0
that was you?
Leelee93 0
LEGGGGO Ftw :) Never too old for them :D
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Comments (307)
ily1210 10
do you really think ur guna get any sympathy? lmao.
f_alltheirlives 3
You have amazing spelling for someone with down-syndrome!!!!!
f_alltheirlives 3
Do explain?
eeeeeeee 5
You have horrible consideration for the human condition for a person who seems to be healthy.
f_alltheirlives 3
I really want to take my boat out : Can you cry me a river?
ieatunicorn4fun 7
I know lots of down syndrome kids you arrogant asshole. Go f*ck yourself.
deadsrs 0
That's really depressing. I'm sorry OP, hopefully next time they will order a larger stock of Lego lifes :-/
Intellectualist 0
lego LIVES. Spell it with me now, L-I-V-E-S. YUR SMRTZ.
deadsrs 0
Thank you, dearest grammar Nazi. <3
CyrusTheBlue 0
I use to be like that. I was extremely sensitive and would cry over the smallest things. I grew out of it when I turned seventeen though.
Autumnowl23 2
Not an FML at all, Lego ******* ROCKS!
12stargirl 0
wow what a baby
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Pahaha, I love you, pendatic!
Toxxic_Blackout 0
This is definitley a YDI. It is somewhat pathetic that you are still playing with and purchasing LEGO toys and then sobbing your sorry ass off when they are no longer available. Please grow up so that you can start being a productive member of society. Thank-you.
JACKxRAWR 22
And you're the asshole with no sense of fun and a stupid haircut. How about I sit here and play with my ******* lego and you go and prove how productive you are by taste-testing a bottle of bleach.
deevosee 0
wow. stop wearing your ****** on your sleeve, you pussy.
Wolfman_Paladin 0
you have no room to talk.
danjb 0
Yes. continue telling people to get lives from within your parents basement.:p
spaceydude 0
Don't be hatin' on the legos - they're ******* awesome.
MusicAlive 0
it's okay to cry for legos ;) just as long as it wasn't a brats doll xD you can cry about nerf guns too