Shoe gang rise up

By Yasha cohen - 30/11/2020 11:01

Today, right after preparing a gourmet plate of dry-aged steak with freshly cooked mashed potatoes, I stepped on my son's Lego and dropped my plate. I stood there for 5 minutes, crying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 905
You deserved it 371

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Pick it up and eat it! "Five-minute rule" is still in effect!

Roll it in the dust and dirt a bit and then feed it to the kid who left his legos all over the floor.

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Pick it up and eat it! "Five-minute rule" is still in effect!

Five second rule, also if the plate is broken just pick out the shards and carry on.

I would totally eat that off the floor!

Roll it in the dust and dirt a bit and then feed it to the kid who left his legos all over the floor.

did you prepare only one plate?

Imma be honest, you're weak. It sucks, I feel for ya, but dang.