Kids, Painful and Toys: Thrice the pain - FML

Thrice the pain

By Anonymous - 12/06/2022 02:00

Today, I stepped on not one, not two, but three Legos, all on different occasions throughout the day. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2022 2:57

You'd think after the first one, you'd start wearing some shoes. And picking up your ******' Legos.

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Sunday 12 June 2022 2:57

You'd think after the first one, you'd start wearing some shoes. And picking up your ******' Legos.

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