Kids: Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already...

By nanuka_g - 27/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

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Same thing different taste

By HeSaysImNoBeard - 26/11/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By Shouldaknown - 06/08/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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talun 10

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:07

Why didn't you shut them up?

nikkibeez 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:16

ugh I can't stand people that do that. having the ending ruined to any movie/book is the worst!

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fml98kevin 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:05

GO CRY YOSELF A RIVER

blinksmilewink 23

Thursday 8 September 2011 22:22

I can't stand people who do this.

rap81198 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:03

If i was u i would have left

raefsengupta 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:27

No offense, but if you read ANY of the other FMLs posted, you'll realize just how much this FML sucks

Ayla_Abriel 1

Wednesday 8 August 2012 2:37

If it was the hunger games that might have been me and my friend! I'm sorry I just asked her if they survived! I'm sorry...

Foto_1 12

Friday 5 October 2012 0:34

Yeah, obviously he went to a movie that wasn't released at the time of this FML.

guttedbrit 26

Monday 9 September 2013 15:57

You should have moved or told them to shush. Can't stand that!

Crackzillar 20

Wednesday 18 October 2017 19:18

Was it how Darth Vader is Luke's father?

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Same thing different taste

Dude, STFU!

I'm not the main character in this scene

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