Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally spoiled the ending of a movie for a group of friends who hadn’t seen it yet. In an attempt to apologize, I blurted out, "At least I didn’t tell you the twist!" They didn't even know that there was a twist. FML
Today, I went to the movies and accidentally walked into the wrong theater. I sat through an entire horror film, thinking it was supposed to be a rom-com. I kept waiting for the romantic twist. It never came. Satanic haunted dolls or whatever they were did, though. FML
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I tried explaining a movie plot to a group of friends, only for them to inform me I had described three completely different movies. One said my version actually sounded better. Another asked if I’d hit my head recently. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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Top comments
talun 10
Why didn't you shut them up?
nikkibeez 0
ugh I can't stand people that do that. having the ending ruined to any movie/book is the worst!
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Comments (100)
Lizari 0
I instantly thought of Harry Potter.
Sarxa 0
By the way if you dont mind me asking i had the same thing happen! like was it a movie theatre close to memphis or in it!?
88sforlife 0
Why Didnt Yu Shut Them Up
laurennnnnlovesy 6
damn, thats sucksssss
Dr_Sara 0
You should shut people like that with your fist. Stupid pricks!
BeRealz 0
Boo-hoo. Stop eavesdropping, and drop dropping your balls. Main of all, fyl for being an idiot, Theatre is public. What in the hell did you expect?
UofLCardFan08 6
Just because the OP could hear everying the teens were saying doesn't mean he/she was eavesdropping.
mtnairtom 0
Yet another reason why murder should be legal
tnasty94 0
hey
zebrapattern 6
couldn't you have moved?
Kriissttaa 0
how do you know it's Harry potter?