Kids: Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already...

By nanuka_g - 27/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML

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Same thing different taste

By HeSaysImNoBeard - 26/11/2009 16:47 - United States

Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By Devin - 02/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By dcait_1196 - 16/10/2010 13:14 - France

Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML

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By Shouldaknown - 06/08/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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I'm not the main character in this scene

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML

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talun 10

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:07

Why didn't you shut them up?

nikkibeez 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:16

ugh I can't stand people that do that. having the ending ruined to any movie/book is the worst!

Comments

Daggertrout 6

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:41

Was it Faster?

DmnUall 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:43

someone ruined a movie for you. your life will Clearly never recover. ****** dipshit pussy

tigrouficele2012 44

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:57

YDI for not telling them to STFU.

Lancer_doosh 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:06

You deserve it for not doing anything but bitch about it over the internet, pussy.

Asfand99 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 18:30

youre the one to talk fatass.

marinaim 17

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:27

YDI for not punching those fagasses in the face.

bobsanction 18

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:55

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time. Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers father. Rosebud was his sled.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 27 November 2010 21:18

Really? See comment 31.

Zebidee 8

Sunday 28 November 2010 5:07

Rosebud was Darth Vader's sled?

iheartglasses 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 18:08

Youre welcome MaskedMan. I read similar words on a review before I saw the movie. I waited for it to start making sense but it never did :( By the way, lovely catch up on Docs comment. I never expected Eli to be blind! Luckily I've seen the movie already :)

tamiami247 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 18:52

I wonder...was it Salt??♥

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 18:58

YDI. you could've moved seats. get a brain.

Yarrachel 16

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:11

I know that ending...Snape kills Dumbledore, rosebud is the sled, Bruce Willis was dead the whole time, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father, and To Serve Man is a cookbook. I saw it all coming a mile away.