Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally spoiled the ending of a movie for a group of friends who hadn’t seen it yet. In an attempt to apologize, I blurted out, "At least I didn’t tell you the twist!" They didn't even know that there was a twist. FML
Today, I went to the movies and accidentally walked into the wrong theater. I sat through an entire horror film, thinking it was supposed to be a rom-com. I kept waiting for the romantic twist. It never came. Satanic haunted dolls or whatever they were did, though. FML
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I tried explaining a movie plot to a group of friends, only for them to inform me I had described three completely different movies. One said my version actually sounded better. Another asked if I’d hit my head recently. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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Top comments
talun 10
Why didn't you shut them up?
nikkibeez 0
ugh I can't stand people that do that. having the ending ruined to any movie/book is the worst!
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Comments (100)
Leashaness 5
You shoulda told those asshole to shut the **** up! It's not hard to tell people to pipe down during a movie, so YDI.
luvdacowboys 0
not FML worthy
ALERI0N 0
picture..
yukonesian 0
I ahte when people do that!!!!!!!
Paprikaas 13
What movie did you go to?
stevenmx86 8
I don't understand this, am I the only person who that doesn't bother? I'd be more annoyed with them talking but usually it's easy to know what will happen anyway so it's never really a surprise..
Saiyza 4
I feel for you. The Book of Eli was ruined for me.
Djosef_fml 0
There wasn't much left to ruin in that movie no matter what.
I_Love_FML12345 3
I wouldn't mind really if it wasn't something i was really excited about. But if i was rlly excited to see it id be mad XD. id probably be like. excuse me? thank u for ruining the movie for me, if u already saw this movie why spend ur money just to ruin it for the rest of us? >-> thats a waste!
hcovballer247 0
I don't really think your life sucks tha much to go write an fml about it. Come back another time when ur life is a living hell.
rkcraig53 0
I can't believe you were to big of a sissy pants not to turn around and tell them to knock it off! Something like, There are people hear who paid to watch this movie and didn't come here to listen to your mouths spoil the entire movie for everyone else. Please quit now! If they continue, go fetch the manager....