Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
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Today, I accidentally spoiled the ending of a movie for a group of friends who hadn’t seen it yet. In an attempt to apologize, I blurted out, "At least I didn’t tell you the twist!" They didn't even know that there was a twist. FML
Today, I went to the movies and accidentally walked into the wrong theater. I sat through an entire horror film, thinking it was supposed to be a rom-com. I kept waiting for the romantic twist. It never came. Satanic haunted dolls or whatever they were did, though. FML
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, I went to see the new Twilight movie, for the second time. The first time was at the midnight premiere. I would be "okay" with it if the person who had dragged me to see it both times hadn't been my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I tried explaining a movie plot to a group of friends, only for them to inform me I had described three completely different movies. One said my version actually sounded better. Another asked if I’d hit my head recently. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with 4 friends. I didn't realize that I was the only one who didn't have a date. The theater row had just enough room for everyone but me, I got to sit in back of everyone else while they were making out in front of me for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
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talun 10
Why didn't you shut them up?
nikkibeez 0
ugh I can't stand people that do that. having the ending ruined to any movie/book is the worst!
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Comments (100)
iheartglasses 0
Let me guess. It was Skyline lol That was an awesome action movie with no plot and an ending that left me dying to see the second one.
maskedman 9
I agree with everything you just said about Skyline. Thanks for helping me find the words.
Djosef_fml 0
Skyline has so many average aspects, yet I enjoyed it like no other action/sci-fi movie since Avatar. Very awsome. I still think the ending was... wierd? I mean the guy getting mffmfff... *is bein gagged and drawn out of the theater*.
rukhi 0
y didn't u shut them up
alkaid 14
that's harry potter
cameycamcam 7
what film was it?
CloudEnvy 17
Simple solution right there.
RebeccaP2010 0
I hate it when people do that! really irritates me!
DocBastard 40
Soylent Green is people. Rosebud was his sled. Bruce Willis is already dead. Keyser Soze doesn't exist. Santa Klaus is fictional.
ShatteredDreams8 0
win
maskedman 9
You're such a movie-ruining bastard. Also, Eli is blind!
zolltf 4
The dead guy in the middle of the bathroom was Jigsaw the whole time. Glad I could contribute =D
aback 5
Santa?! NOOOOOOOOOO!
DVecc 0
the **** you talking about? John aka jigsaw died of cancer. the guy in the bathroom became his doctor putting the keys and Shiz In peoples eyes
spazyman 0
Keyzer Soze does exist. have you even seen the ending of the movie?
c27muskrat 0
Harry dies but then comes back to life and snape was good this whole time. if your upset by this spoiler then you should have read the books
uupa99 0
I love doing that to people
megan251 0
I would have turned around and tell them to shut up
Judus_beej 0
m. night shamalan? what a twist!
IcyJack 7
A neck-twister.
Zebidee 9
The only twist in a M. Night Shyamalan movie these days is how the hell he got me to shell out for another ticket to a movie whose upcoming plot devices were all blatantly transparent within the first five minutes.