Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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amileah13 26
That image will be burned in your memory forever
timb1234 13
You'll never look at her the same way now.
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Comments (99)
Matheo_fml 21
No child should see that!! EVER!!! FYL
kathrynjayney 10
Omg
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely agree. Personally I find it kinda gross that they want it hairless and as you say "childlike," but whatever. The part that bothers me is that every woman is now expected to look like that and considered gross if we don't.
Ava_Darkflame 26
Do people select YDI for the fun of it, because why the **** would OP deserve this?
flyerpretender 3
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Dean__Winchester 16
That's probably the most action those scissors have had!
sswagyP 20
Bleaching out your eyes won't help unsee what you just saw. Sorry OP
Supertramp94 13
Well that escalated quickly
FailStaff 15
This is the beginning of a porno...
lucasstidd 4
My condolences