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By Trimacle - 24/08/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By mack - 25/10/2009 08:54 - Canada

Today, I went to a "haunted" theme park. Actors had been trying to scare me the whole night. I was waiting by an outdoor heater for my friend when a hand came out of nowhere close to my face. I screamed at the top of my lungs, but it was only some chick wanting to warm her hands by the heater. FML

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By fieldmarshalclitter - 01/12/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 23:56 - Canada

Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 21:44 - Canada

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year-old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By Flutie - 27/10/2017 22:00

Today, I went to a haunted house with my fiancé. A few minutes in, I saw someone following us so I turned and screamed. She ran off and my fiancé explained that she wasn't an actor, just a lady with a pigment disorder. I can never go back there again. FML

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Got a little a carried away there, Skippy

By Anonymous - 31/10/2019 14:00 - Canada

Today, one of the houses had actors with chainsaws. I ran away screaming and slammed into a wall. So much for being macho this Halloween. FML

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Halloween freakout

By cuz803 - 01/11/2022 16:00

Today, I went to my friend's costume party dressed as Michael Myers. My costume must've been too conspicuous because it drew violent attention. I'm still sore from the pushing, tackling, tripping, falling and body shots. FML

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Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:53

Isn't that what haunted houses are supposed to do?

ALQ_fml 13

Wednesday 24 August 2011 11:54

This FML made me so happy. I can just picture this enormous guy grunting at you to make sure you were all right. I went to Universal FL during Halloween when I was a kid; they really go all out to terrify their guests! FYL for tripping and for having your mom fall on you, but I bet this will be a great story later.

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daxter136 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 14:53

I've been there that is the scariest haunted house ever with all the props from the movies like midnight meat train child's play I came out shaking FYL

nyannyannyan_fml 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:07

How is that even an fml? That's just funny, I'd laugh if that was my mum and me... You got the proper haunted house experience!

jayellef 3

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:15

huh? I didn't know they brought that out in august, usually it's mid September when they do. strange

snakerake 10

Wednesday 24 August 2011 19:54

I'm pretty sure that it's open whenever the park is, because I went there at the end of may and it was open.

jayellef 3

Thursday 25 August 2011 2:55

I was thinking of it as like how Knotts Scary Farm does it and turns the entire park into Halloween Themed, my bad.

Parazad 16

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:17

How does OP deserve it? This is just plain funny.

BloodyMary666 24

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:32

I love the last sentence xD

Deathhound 27

Wednesday 24 August 2011 15:52

Haha, there you see: Frankensteins Monster is nice!

stewie13_666 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 16:13

I'm pretty sure Halloween horrornights isn't until October.....

Xx0JustMe0xX 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 16:31

I went there, the werewolf popped out punched me in the ribs, which made me fall (kinda) and smashed my other ribs on the railing, and he said nothing!