By TriangularBanana - 10/12/2016 22:50 - United States - Houston

Today, I babysat my little cousin. He thought that a glue stick would have the same effect as chapstick. FML
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RichardPencil 30

You should have told him to kiss the wall. Enjoy the peace and quiet and five minutes before his parents get home, pry him off with a putty knife.

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The_Bleeder 13

Let's play the overused annoying pun game! I'll go first... That sounds like a sticky situation.

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Tripartita 44

That's… that's not a pun, #3. Try not being a colossal idiot, eh?

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The_Bleeder 13

I love sitting on babies! Especially ex cousins.

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Lalala579121 27

Now that's a real shitty situation. Or as one might call it, a catastrophe.

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J352SAURUS 30

Divorce your cousin! You dodged a bullet, OP!

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RichardPencil 30

You should have told him to kiss the wall. Enjoy the peace and quiet and five minutes before his parents get home, pry him off with a putty knife.

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extrasnipes 22

Wait this really affects the fml Did he try it on you or himself?

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sounds like this is your cousin's FML. And you have a good humbling story for him when he gets older.

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Goblin182 26

The effect as much better than chap stick.

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mariri9206 32

Try dipping a q-tip in hot water and soap. Should work to remove the glue in a relatively unharmful way.

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Bearsmomma 30

Glue stick glue isn't very glue-y. Did it actually create a problem? Even white school glue wouldn't be strong enough to keep lips from easily separating, I'd think.

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