By TriangularBanana - 10/12/2016 22:50 - United States - Houston
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that ought to shut him up
Let's play the overused annoying pun game! I'll go first... That sounds like a sticky situation.
My turn: I hope you mean EX cousin!
That's… that's not a pun, #3. Try not being a colossal idiot, eh?
I love sitting on babies! Especially ex cousins.
Now that's a real shitty situation. Or as one might call it, a catastrophe.
Divorce your cousin! You dodged a bullet, OP!
You should have told him to kiss the wall. Enjoy the peace and quiet and five minutes before his parents get home, pry him off with a putty knife.
Wait this really affects the fml Did he try it on you or himself?
So...Did it?
Wait, did he put it on himself or you?
Glue stick glue isn't very glue-y. Did it actually create a problem? Even white school glue wouldn't be strong enough to keep lips from easily separating, I'd think.
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that ought to shut him up
You should have told him to kiss the wall. Enjoy the peace and quiet and five minutes before his parents get home, pry him off with a putty knife.