that ought to shut him up

Let's play the overused annoying pun game! I'll go first... That sounds like a sticky situation.

You should have told him to kiss the wall. Enjoy the peace and quiet and five minutes before his parents get home, pry him off with a putty knife.

Wait this really affects the fml Did he try it on you or himself?

Sounds like this is your cousin's FML. And you have a good humbling story for him when he gets older.

The effect as much better than chap stick.

Try dipping a q-tip in hot water and soap. Should work to remove the glue in a relatively unharmful way.

So...Did it?

Wait, did he put it on himself or you?

Glue stick glue isn't very glue-y. Did it actually create a problem? Even white school glue wouldn't be strong enough to keep lips from easily separating, I'd think.