Today, I went to the hairdresser for the first time in the country I just moved to. Guess I don't speak the language as well as I thought. FML
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Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML
Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser and changed my hairstyle drastically. It wasn't until she was nearly done that she said, "I just KNEW this style wasn't going to suit you." FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I got my nails done at a salon where everyone working there was Vietnamese. During my manicure, the manicurists talked about how ugly I was in their native tongue. They couldn't have known that I'd lived in Vietnam and I'm fluent in Vietnamese, but too chickenshit to speak up. FML
Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML
Today, I went to the hairdresser on a spur of the moment decision to get a quick wash and cut. Forty-five painful minutes and $180 later, I honestly don't know if anything was actually done to my hair. FML
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28
So I guess your language skills just aren't cutting it, huh?
andits 21
Next time take a pic of the hair you want.
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Comments (55)
Flagli 6
Don't worry op ;) I'm german and I'm not able to make the hairdresser understand how I want my hair be done :D They speak their own language!!
callsign_banana 19
Guess it's time to learn how to cut hair
Alup132 22
As a 2nd year German student, (second year of the language.) I can say that some words are confusing or similar. It's hard even for me, and I don't even NEED to learn it, I want to learn it since I've gotta take a language class.
ohSNAPyall 26
"Corta! Corta!" - Frank Reynolds
applegated1996 15
try finding a hair parlor that speaks your language?.
weatherxveins 29
Can we get a follow up with a pic?
ughlifesuck 14
poor girl ...
willsnow18 11
you don't have to cut to conclusions
Miss_Loki 4
Pics!!
tomvertigo 17
Or it was a shit hairdresser.