Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle by doing absolutely nothing and now I can’t bend over without excruciating pain. I’m 15 and exercise regularly. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML
Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
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SSC_fml 0
That is pretty sad and one of the funniest things I've read today, you're not even that old. Hahaha.
Jimboom 12
Dangerous things them Wii's. ;)
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Comments (55)
sulhaq 4
That Wii sports is very hectic. I don't think you have anything to worry about dude. I'm 26 and I once swung the racket so hard playing with my sister I pulled my shoulder too.
Ketz 0
YDI for playing a crappy console.
Firetiger 0
YDI for going to the doctor for a pulled muscle especially if you do not need to use it very often. If you implying that you are old, your not-35 is young, hell, 45 is young. Start bitching when your 60.
CASSIDIZZLE95 0
ok, what is "bitterman"????
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SighOfTheWorld 7
I'm home sick and bored, so I took the time to scan my MAD magazine: http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee1/jadex9980/lastscan-1.jpg August 2008, issue #492. Thought we wouldn't remember after more than a year passed eh? Nice!
4fthi 0
ouch gota stop playing with ur kidz
vickyxo 0
We all have our moments. XD
soccerholic1395 0
Dont worry I have the same problem from my damn wii. I pulled my sholder and a muscle in my lower arm. Now i cant play volleyball at school
Music131 0
YDi for playing with your kid's wii xD