Health: Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked....

By WIIslave - 14/12/2009 07:49 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:24 - United Kingdom

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By foreveralone15 - 24/06/2021 10:59

Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML

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Bro, do you even lift?

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML

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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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My body hates me

By Justin - 20/05/2021 22:01

Today, I pulled a muscle by doing absolutely nothing and now I can’t bend over without excruciating pain. I’m 15 and exercise regularly. FML

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By ThisGuy97 - 12/08/2011 20:46 - United States

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

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By GrannyAt22 - 22/06/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML

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Getting on

By Lexxxiii - 17/06/2021 06:01

Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML

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By Disappointed - 31/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML

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Neglected

By Story of my life - 06/11/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I was playing Wii Sports, trying to finally complete the "pick up spares" bowling game. My parents were behind me and said they would support me. After several failed attempts, I realized they had been on their phones the whole time, and were so engrossed that they didn't even look up when I spoke to them. FML

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SSC_fml 0

Monday 14 December 2009 16:05

That is pretty sad and one of the funniest things I've read today, you're not even that old. Hahaha.

Jimboom 11

Monday 14 December 2009 16:12

Dangerous things them Wii's. ;)

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swkisses5 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 11:40

those wii sports games are serious business lol

ILikePopCorn 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:10

wii=1 OP=0

bobmandude 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 18:01

FAKE!!!!! This was in Mad!

ryguy997 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 4:04

WOW. EPIC FAIL!!!!!

atok 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 12:36

Him: Today, a patient of mine came in saying he strained a muscle in his arm playing with his son's "wii". FML

SuperDud14 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 22:02

This sounds very similar to a comic I read in MAD magazine about a year ago.

daymann 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 20:03

why would you go to the doctor for a pulled muscle? pussy

sykokitti 15

Wednesday 30 March 2011 16:43

lmao that's hilarious

olpally 32

Wednesday 8 June 2011 2:17

weak-sauce... fail at life lol

vhivfe 3

Monday 10 October 2011 23:43

Then what did the doc say?

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