Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
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Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle by doing absolutely nothing and now I can’t bend over without excruciating pain. I’m 15 and exercise regularly. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Today, I realized that every time I play video games, my wrist and elbows always end up hurting so badly from holding my controller/handheld games. I always have to apply bengay and wear braces. Arthritis is creeping up on me harshly, and I’m still young so this sucks. FML
Today, at school I pulled my bicep muscle arm wrestling. I lost. He was 14. I'm the 23 year old security guard. FML
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SSC_fml 0
That is pretty sad and one of the funniest things I've read today, you're not even that old. Hahaha.
Jimboom 12
Dangerous things them Wii's. ;)
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Comments (55)
perdix 31
They've come up with a medical condition called Wiiitis, which describes this kind of injury. It's the only word in the English language with three i's in a row. Take a note, Scrabble players.
Sunset96 0
epic win!
xElise_fml 0
Hahah.. Almost same thing happened to my dad (45) when we were playing Wii 2 or 3 weeks ago, He somehow hurt his elbow though. And he says it still hurts so bad he has to take painkillers everyday.
mawoo_fml 0
you should round up everybody that shares your genes and commit murder suicide on them all to make sure the human genom is not polluted.
SighOfTheWorld 7
Nice try, but this one was from a Bitterman comic in MAD magazine.
Skull_300 0
I got tennis elbow from jerking off!!!
Starfire22 5
Haha those games are intense
supergamer94 0
I once hurt my arm really bad playing Boom Blox. Yeah laugh it up all you want, but that game was fun.
P_hub 0
dont feel bad im 16 and pulled my back on the wii doing hula hoop
raydot 0
These are the EXACT SAME words to a Bitterman MAD magazine. :/ Try to be a little more original?
raydot 0
Don't be a dick. They are the exact same words as the magazine. Don't accuse before you check your facts.