By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
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Animekid126 13

What a good boyfriend

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im_only_humanxXx 5

Wait, by what's the doctors reason? Lol

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HJKM_fml 19

My family always eats pizza in front of me and I'm lactose intolerant. So I get where you're coming from OP.

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starcravingmad 5

I'm also lactose intolerant. I've found that scraping melted cheese off something will still make me sick, as bits of it will have seeped into the rest of the food. Lactose pills are an absolute godsend, but as you have to take 3-4 pills per slice of cheese if you're really sensitive, you're quite limited to how much pizza you can consume (which I suppose is a good thing for my waist line). However, there IS a normal cheese that is lactose-free. It's called Cabot cheese, and it can be found at Walmart. As you're now no longer limited to horrible tofu cheese, have fun experimenting and make your own lactose-free pizzas :)

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sanecatlady 13

He's not a good boyfriend, he's being a huge jerk and torturing the OP. Hope he got really sick on that cake. :-P

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

confectionously sadistic

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