Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML
Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML
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stokebasing 0
Pfft.. she shouldn't of asked then. Serves her right! *High Five*
unmadebed 0
did she "accidentally" slip while drilling your mouth?
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Comments (141)
ATL_chris 6
lmfao
dannnn_fml 0
that tatoo is "so" manly hahha
ATL_chris 6
haha obviously
malheartsnutmeg 20
On the first FML, I thought that tattoo was on your arm. Then I realised arms don't have nipples. o_O
goonie85 0
That depends on where you live. I'm sure arms have nipples if you live near a toxic waste dump site. Reference the fish with 3 eyes from The Simpsons. *shudder* Arms with nipples. F-in creepy.
PLAT1NUMsilk 0
Psh how were you supposed to know!
weddingbelle09 0
That was totally a loaded question!! FYL for having a dentist married to your principal!!
heFNhatesME 0
maybe she agrees with you
ArtIsResistance7 1
**Soon thereafter** "So how's that gas feeling?" "Errrr, good..." "That's good, I hope you don't mind I brought someone else to help with your surgery." "Waait, what?!" "Say hello to my little friends." *pulls out a rusty needlenose plier, a hammer and a metal stake* "Shiiiiittt...."
emofreak1797 0
be careful. she might pull out all ur teeth now.
superbadd 0
-drilling noise- now this will only hurt for a min. hmmm guess what just happened
Freeze_fml 17
My dentist asked me about my principle too... Turned out he was his best friend. Whoops.
Raleigh_bruh 7
*principal*? I don't know if that's what you meant.
Freeze_fml 17
Oh shit. Must have skipped the "a" when I typed it in and auto-correct caught me. Damn.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Yeh.
FFML_314 12
I have to laugh at Freeze. :) Lol, it's not very often you come across a mistake you've made. :) OP it's ok, not life changing.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
That's what I call... (puts on sunglasses) Freezerburn. YEEEEAAAHH!!! [Sorry Freeze, you know I'm a fan. I just couldn't resist! >.<]
Cuppycakes15 0
Ahaha Well Atleast You Were Being Honest. Looks Like They Will Be Calling You Into The Principal's Office When School Starts
dydee 0
good luck you need a new dentist it's too risky to stay at this point and ur probably gonna be spending time with principal
ToNstAAr 8
Lol that would be extremly awkward…didn't you notice that they both had the same last name?