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By Matt - 27/06/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. I got a new dentist who started out a conversation about school. She asked where I went to school and if I liked my principal. After I told her I thought he was full of himself, she said she was married to him. FML

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By black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML

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Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By bdogge99 - 02/04/2012 05:59 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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By dentistvictim - 16/10/2009 07:27 - Norway

Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2016 17:02 - United States - Brunswick

Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML

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By shubididubbitty - 20/02/2016 18:06 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML

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By Username - 15/07/2010 19:53 - France

Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML

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Take the L

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 00:00

Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As I was leaving, the receptionist told me to "have a nice day" and I replied, "You too, love you!" then I went back home and roasted in the embarrassment for an hour or two. FML

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Foot meet mouth

By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 15:44 - United States - Ridley Park

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said, "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

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stokebasing 0

Monday 28 June 2010 1:22

Pfft.. she shouldn't of asked then. Serves her right! *High Five*

unmadebed 0

Monday 28 June 2010 1:26

did she "accidentally" slip while drilling your mouth?

Comments

ShitYourDickhole 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 2:53

@34,how could that happen? Idk where you're from,but teachers aren't allowed to add students on facebook and stuff.... But,ahahaha,fyl. Even though you really didn;t say much...it isn't a reason to get mad. :P

Wolfyy 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 5:44

Haha whatever,just be real. If that was me I wouldn't of gave a shit,it's just an honest opinion (:

ThisLoverSoChola 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 6:01

My dentist used to try to talk to me.. But then one day while she was cleaning my teeth and asking me questions at the same time I 'accidentally' spat in her face while trying to reply. ;)

machtigen 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 11:36

No big deal

Adamantyne 7

Wednesday 30 June 2010 20:46

You should've seen it coming, when she asked about th principal, I mean, that's kind of a weird question? Anyway... If you're in doubt always asked if the persons knows whoever you're talking about. Always working for me ;D

at0micmin3r 23

Thursday 15 July 2010 13:34

YDI for being a mean rude little brat. BE NICE next time! She shouldn't have asked you.... 'TA LOCO SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED YOU! Just trying to make conversation. Ass.

Nemle22 4

Friday 30 July 2010 14:52

Don't feel bad for what you said. The dentist was stupid enough to ask for your honest opinion...and you gave it. You shouldn't have to lie about your personal feelings and opinions.